Peyton Place U?

http://chronicle.com/jobs/news/2006/06/2006062601c/careers.html

From the Chronicle of Higher Education again...

1. Mr. A meets and marries Mrs. A in grad school
2. Mr A gets a job at PPU
3. As Department Head, Mr A hires his wife
4. Mr A steps down as Department Head (at his Dean's request)
5. Mr A runs off with a colleague's wife
6. Mr. A and Mrs. A divorce...
7. BUT MR A AND HIS WIFE STAY IN THE SAME DEPARTMENT FOR 31 YEARS!!

Usually, the anonymity of the authors in the "Careers" Section is simply a mild irritant-
but I would loooooooove to know Mr A.'s identity!